Today I got fired.
Posted by Alastair | Filed under How I got fired today
This morning I showed up to work promptly at 9:00am. At 9:52am Chris sent me a text message that said: “Gotta try to find this phone at another staples. Hold down the fort!”
Which I promptly replied: “Been here since nine.. Wish I could galavant around town but somone’s got to make us money to buy you a phone”
Moments later, Chris said: “I really hope you enjoyed writing that text message cause it just got you fired!”
I told Chris I’d burn this place to the ground, he told me he’d burn my face to the ground. One of us is serious. So long Maven! You suckers.
