8 slices of heartache

Today Ryan implied that being paid in the form of pizza was somewhat less than favorable. While I admire the kid’s moxie or pizazz, if you will, I had to make an example of his insubordination and fire him on the spot. His response was “Big deal! I’ll just buy my own pizza for now on.”

I used to think I lived in a world where buying pizza for someone was special and represented the very deepest of love languages. Well today Mr. Kelly you have both destroyed my world view, and broken my heart in 8 slices.

Tree Stump

Chris couldn’t figure out why he felt so drained at the office today. I told him that it’s Thursday. He said that maybe it’s because he’s working across from a tree stump.